| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D | On the b | edpost overnight? |
| D7 | If your mother says don't ch | ew it |
| G | G7 | Do you sw | allow it in sp | ite? |
| C | D | Can you c | atch it on your t | onsils |
| Em | C | Can you h | eave it left and r | ight? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | On the b | edpost overn | ight? |
| G | D | G | G | D | G | Here c | omes a bl | ushing br | ide. The gr | oom is b | y her s | ide |
C | G | D | G | Up to the | altar, just as st | eady as Gibr | altar |
| D | G | D | G | The gr | oom has got the r | ing, and it's s | uch a pretty th | ing |
| A | A7 | D7 | But | as he slips it on her finger, the ch | oir begins to s | ing: |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D | On the b | edpost overnight? |
| D7 | If your mother says don't ch | ew it |
| G | G7 | Do you sw | allow it in sp | ite? |
| C | D | Can you c | atch it on your t | onsils |
| Em | C | Can you h | eave it left and r | ight? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | On the b | edpost overn | ight? |
| G | D | G | G | D | G | Now the n | ation ri | se as o | ne to s | end their w | anted s | on |
C | G | Up to the Wh | ite House, yes, |
| D | G | the n | ation's | only White House |
| D | G | D | G | To vo | ice their d | iscontent unt | o the Pr | esident |
Spoken
The bonny burning question, what has swept this continent?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Boom boom
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D | On the b | edpost overnight? |
| D7 | If your mother says don't ch | ew it |
| G | G7 | Do you sw | allow it in sp | ite? |
| C | D | Can you c | atch it on your t | onsils |
| Em | C | Can you h | eave it left and r | ight? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | On the b | edpost overn | ight? |
| G | D | G | G | D | G | One n | ight old gr | anny Ste | ad stuck g | um all r | ound her b | ed |
| C | G | D | G | El | astic r | ollers, all that ch | ewing without m | olars |
| D | G | D | G | A pr | owler in the n | ight got st | uck on gran's bed, r | ight? |
| A | Old gr | anny leapt up in the air |
| A7 | D7 | Shouting | out, "Tonight's the | night!" |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its sticky |
| D | On the b | edpost overnight? |
| D7 | Does it go all hard, fall on the fl | oor |
| G | G7 | And lo | ok a nasty s | ight? |
| C | D | Can you b | end it like a | fish hook |
| Em | C | Just in c | ase you get a b | ite? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | On the b | edpost overn | ight? |
| G | D | G | G | D | G | The c | onvict | out on b | ail said p | ut me b | ack in j | ail |
| C | G | D | G | Harr | ang de kn | ocker, he m | ust be of his r | ocker |
| D | G | D | G | Then b | ack in his old c | ell the r | eason he did t | ell |
| A | His g | um was stuck above his bed |
| A7 | D7 | and | his false teeth as w | ell |
| G7 | Does your ch | ewing gum have more uses |
| D | Than it s | ays upon the pack |
| D7 | Can you stretch it out much f | arther |
| G | G7 | Than the m | an upon the r | ack? |
| C | D | Can you l | end it to your br | other |
| Em | G | And exp | ect to get it b | ack? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | When your l | ips refuse to sm | ack? |
| G | D | G | G | D | G | When | on our h | oneym | oon, | in our h | otel r | oom |
C | G | D | G | It was h | eaven. We s | lept 'til half el | even |
| D | G | D | G | Found a w | aiter next to m | e, emb | arrassed as could b | e |
| A | He said, " | I've been stuck to your bedpost |
| A7 | D7 | It's your | early morning t | ea" |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D | On the b | edpost overnight? |
| D7 | If your mother says don't ch | ew it |
| G | G7 | Do you sw | allow it in sp | ite? |
| C | D | Can you c | atch it on your t | onsils |
| Em | C | Can you h | eave it left and r | ight? |
| G | Does your ch | ewing gum lose its flavor |
| D7 | G | On the b | edpost overn | ight? |
| A7 | D7 | G | On the b | edpost | overn | ight |
Spoken
Hello there, I love you
And the one who holds you tight!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night
| A7 | D7 | G | On the b | edpost | overn | ight |
Spoken
A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime
He'd sing another chorus
But he hasn't got the time
| A7 | D7 | G | On the b | edpost | overn | ight, yeah! |
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